↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A PIRATE holds aloft a vicious gold-plated rapier, as his ship comes alongside a merchant vessel. His rich, piratey beard is bristling with assorted knives. PIRATE: Yarrr! Avast, and prepare to be boarded, ye scurvy dogs! Yer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MEMO TO HOLLYWOOD: when you option this thrilling adventure, please use this for the credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURc-cf1wEE ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: In the basement of the Library of Congress, original character NOT RICHARD LONGDAN studies a dusty treasure map, which he’s just discovered.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey friend, have you noticed our new online store? It’s amazing! You can buy a physical book containing the first 27 PIZZA GUN comics, plus bonus content! You can buy some of your favorite strips as classy bourgeois art prints![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Andy and Paul are sitting at a bar drinking. ANDY: You spent all of your retirement money. PAUL: Yep! ANDY: On GOLD. PAUL: Sure did! ANDY: Okay, crazypants. PANEL TWO: The conversation grows heated! PAUL: Well excuse[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: a girl gets pulled over by a cop PANEL TWO: the cop at her window COP Do you know why I pulled you over? GIRL: I don't know why anyone does anything PANEL THREE: they stare, brooding[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Taking time out of our sabbatical to bring you this all-new, hand-painted comic—and to invite you to visit Jacob this weekend at Seattle’s Emerald City Comicon! Find him at table MM-20 RIGHT NOW! And don’t forget to buy a comic,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: CHESTER stands at the threshold of a small bare room. In the foreground, a GREEN-DICKED FLIPPER perches on the sofa. BENJAMIN is arriving behind him. BENJAMIN: Wow, a green-dicked flipper! CHESTER: Huh, so it is! CHESTER: I'll[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Come see Pete at Rose City Comic Con tomorrow—table 766, with NW Geek Alliance. Near the gaming area, NOT Artist Alley. Free sketch if you mention Bigfoot! ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: BIGFOOT! and the LOCH NESS MONSTER! With WEAPONS! CAPTION: Tonight! BIG FOOT vs.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
