The Lost Treasure of William Henry Harrison
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PANEL ONE: In the basement of the Library of Congress, original character NOT RICHARD LONGDAN studies a dusty treasure map, which he's just discovered.
PANEL TWO: Richard runs through Venice, trailed by his USELESS LOVE INTEREST.
PANEL THREE: Richard fights a neo-Nazi on a gondola that is about to go down a waterfall on the Amazon, as the wind blows a flurry of cash out of a cracked-open briefcase. The Useless Love Interest is splayed uselessly on the deck of the gondola.
PANEL FOUR: Richard approaches an Egyptian pyramid which is built into the wall of an ice cave. ULI gasps as a fierce polar bear steps out from a thicket of stalagmites.
PANEL FIVE: Richard holds a torch up to an ancient message written on a wall.
WALL: The greatest treasure of all is believing in yourself.
PANEL SIX: Richard makes a face.
PANEL TWO: Richard runs through Venice, trailed by his USELESS LOVE INTEREST.
PANEL THREE: Richard fights a neo-Nazi on a gondola that is about to go down a waterfall on the Amazon, as the wind blows a flurry of cash out of a cracked-open briefcase. The Useless Love Interest is splayed uselessly on the deck of the gondola.
PANEL FOUR: Richard approaches an Egyptian pyramid which is built into the wall of an ice cave. ULI gasps as a fierce polar bear steps out from a thicket of stalagmites.
PANEL FIVE: Richard holds a torch up to an ancient message written on a wall.
WALL: The greatest treasure of all is believing in yourself.
PANEL SIX: Richard makes a face.
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