About
OUR MISSION: to make everyone in the entire world laugh
PIZZA GUN, INC. has been an industry leader in comic-based humor solutions since 1899. Our first comic was released on August 20, 2012.
QUICK FACTS:
- CEO: Mitt Romney
- EXECUTIVE ARTISTIC DIRECTOR: Pete Soloway
- CHIEF CREATIVE DIRECTOR: Jacob Mercy
- 2012 net revenue: $0
- 2013 projected net revenue: $8 billion
- Despite nearly four decades of continuous prosecution in nearly 30 different countries, no PIZZA GUN, INC. executive has ever been convicted of a crime, despite their obvious, obvious guilt
- Please note that this website is not actually free; send us twenty dollars every time you look at one of our comics
If you would like to purchase one of our fine humor products, please email us here. If you would like to invest in our company, please email us here. If you are bored and just want someone to talk to, please email us here.
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