As seen on Discovery Channel
on September 18, 2015
at 10:41 pm
Come see Pete at Rose City Comic Con tomorrow—table 766, with NW Geek Alliance. Near the gaming area, NOT Artist Alley. Free sketch if you mention Bigfoot!
↓ Transcript
PANEL ONE: BIGFOOT! and the LOCH NESS MONSTER! With WEAPONS!
CAPTION: Tonight! BIG FOOT vs. THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
PANEL TWO: They're in a Roman-style arena, squaring off.
ANNOUNCER: And now, ladies and gentlemen, witness... THE ULTIMATE BRAWL!
CROWD: YAHH!
CROWD: KILL!
PANEL THREE: Bigfoot is making intense eye contact.
PANEL FOUR: Nessie isn't backing down.
PANEL FIVE: They kiss!
ANNOUNCER: Nooo! Stop! Fight! Why won't you fight?!
CROWD: Boo
CROWD: Boo!
CROWD: Aww
PANEL SIX: Nessie is deep in labor as Bigfoot pulls them into the hospital.
CAPTION: Nine months later...
PANEL SEVEN: The doctor delivers their child, a monstrous hybrid.
Caption: And that's where a platypus comes from!
PANEL EIGHT: Uncle Metalhead is explaining this to his nephew.
NEPHEW: Okay, so where do bigfoots come from?
UNCLE METALHEAD: Bigfoots don't exist, silly
CAPTION: Tonight! BIG FOOT vs. THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
PANEL TWO: They're in a Roman-style arena, squaring off.
ANNOUNCER: And now, ladies and gentlemen, witness... THE ULTIMATE BRAWL!
CROWD: YAHH!
CROWD: KILL!
PANEL THREE: Bigfoot is making intense eye contact.
PANEL FOUR: Nessie isn't backing down.
PANEL FIVE: They kiss!
ANNOUNCER: Nooo! Stop! Fight! Why won't you fight?!
CROWD: Boo
CROWD: Boo!
CROWD: Aww
PANEL SIX: Nessie is deep in labor as Bigfoot pulls them into the hospital.
CAPTION: Nine months later...
PANEL SEVEN: The doctor delivers their child, a monstrous hybrid.
Caption: And that's where a platypus comes from!
PANEL EIGHT: Uncle Metalhead is explaining this to his nephew.
NEPHEW: Okay, so where do bigfoots come from?
UNCLE METALHEAD: Bigfoots don't exist, silly
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