The Gold Bug
on October 9, 2013
at 4:28 pm
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PANEL ONE: Andy and Paul are sitting at a bar drinking.
ANDY: You spent all of your retirement money.
PAUL: Yep!
ANDY: On GOLD.
PAUL: Sure did!
ANDY: Okay, crazypants.
PANEL TWO: The conversation grows heated!
PAUL: Well excuse me for not subscribing to your FIAT CURRENCY delusions!
ANDY: What the hell are you even talking about?
PAUL: You won't be so cocky when my gold still has its value after society collapses!
PANEL THREE: Paul being very cocky.
ANDY: What's going to happen to society?!
PAUL: I have no idea!
PAUL: But I'll be READY! I'm ready for ANYTHING!
PANEL FOUR: Paul goes downstairs to his secret gold vault to check on his gold. It’s pretty much all gone! Feral leprechauns stare at him surprised. One is eating a gold bar like it is chocolate.
PAUL: okay
PAUL: ALMOST anything
ANDY: You spent all of your retirement money.
PAUL: Yep!
ANDY: On GOLD.
PAUL: Sure did!
ANDY: Okay, crazypants.
PANEL TWO: The conversation grows heated!
PAUL: Well excuse me for not subscribing to your FIAT CURRENCY delusions!
ANDY: What the hell are you even talking about?
PAUL: You won't be so cocky when my gold still has its value after society collapses!
PANEL THREE: Paul being very cocky.
ANDY: What's going to happen to society?!
PAUL: I have no idea!
PAUL: But I'll be READY! I'm ready for ANYTHING!
PANEL FOUR: Paul goes downstairs to his secret gold vault to check on his gold. It’s pretty much all gone! Feral leprechauns stare at him surprised. One is eating a gold bar like it is chocolate.
PAUL: okay
PAUL: ALMOST anything
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