Actually, “happy” seems kind of against the spirit of the holiday. Why don’t you all have a… ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Arthur and Alice are digging through a box in Uncle B’s basement, which is full of scientific equipment. ALICE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“PRESIDENT DOG” concept by Pete “LEE HARVEY MEOWSWALD” concept by Jacob ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A man in a suit bends down to speak to DOG. MAN: Dog, due to a series of circumstances too complex to relate in this brief[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Follow us on Twitter: @pizzaguncomics ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Shadowy dudes in suits with lizard heads sit around a table. LIZARD MAN 1: And do the humansss know we have infiltrated their earth government? LIZARD MAN 2 (off-panel): They suspect nothing![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A cartoon raccoon dressed like a Roman senator. RACCOON: …and if calumny were they warren dark / and vituperation thy squalling brood / no number of descendants born to thee / could prove the equal of thy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Follow us on Twitter: @pizzaguncomics ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Archibald Biddle, wealthy dilettante and ancestor to Arthur and Alice, peers into the jungle with spectacles. He is poorly dressed for the jungle, in yellow tweed. His faithful guide, Chesterton, is wearing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Our thanks to Brent Newton, for inspiring today’s comic. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Beside a window in stately Wayne Manor, brooding billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne and his loyal butler Alfred are brainstorming on the subject of how best to fight crime. ALFRED:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A child thinks about what his uncle has just told him. CHILD: …oh, okay. But then where do the STORKS come from? PANEL TWO: The child is sitting next to his uncle, a metalhead. UNCLE: uh… uh…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today’s comic guest-written by Ross Williams
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A field with some grass and trees and shit! Sir Crispin and Sir Amrayranenaon are locked in mortal combat! Sir Crispin’s armor is historically accurate. Sir Amrayranenaon’s, uh, not so much. SIR CRISPIN: God’s blood! We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Three members of the Thunderbutts, a kids’ hockey team, confer rinkside before the big game. THUNDERBUTT 1: So, do you think we can beat the Titans this year? THUNDERBUTT 2: I don’t think we have a prayer![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…