President Dog
“PRESIDENT DOG” concept by Pete
“LEE HARVEY MEOWSWALD” concept by Jacob
↓ Transcript
PANEL ONE: A man in a suit bends down to speak to DOG.
MAN: Dog, due to a series of circumstances too complex to relate in this brief space, you are now the PRESIDENT! Holy cow!
DOG: I AM A GOOD DOG
MAN: yes you ARE
PANEL TWO: President Dog is in the White House. He is now wearing a suit. One of his advisors enters.
ADVISOR: Sir, the economic forecast is dire!
PRESIDENT DOG: CREATE TENNIS BALL AND CHEW TOY SUBSIDIES IMMEDIATELY!
ADVISOR: that totally fixed it! Great job!
PANEL THREE: President Dog at the head of a meeting.
ADVISOR 2: So the bill would cut wildlife preservation earmarks by--
PRESIDENT DOG: ANIMALS LIVE IN THE FOREST
PRESIDENT DOG: I LIKE TO CHASE ANIMALS
ADVISOR 2: Excellent point, sir!
PANEL FOUR: President Dog is getting his belly rubbed by Vice-President Nice Lady -- but it's a dream!
NICE LADY: you ushered in a glorious everlasting utopia! Good boy! Good boy!
PANEL FIVE: We see the dream bubble pop as Dog wakes up.
PANEL SIX: Dog and Cat have breakfast at their food bowls.
DOG: I had the most wonderfulest dream last night!
CAT: oh yeah?
PANEL SIX: Close on cat, smiling.
CAT: me too...
PANEL SEVEN: Cat's dream: Cat sits at a windowsill, carefully aiming his rifle at President Dog.
MAN: Dog, due to a series of circumstances too complex to relate in this brief space, you are now the PRESIDENT! Holy cow!
DOG: I AM A GOOD DOG
MAN: yes you ARE
PANEL TWO: President Dog is in the White House. He is now wearing a suit. One of his advisors enters.
ADVISOR: Sir, the economic forecast is dire!
PRESIDENT DOG: CREATE TENNIS BALL AND CHEW TOY SUBSIDIES IMMEDIATELY!
ADVISOR: that totally fixed it! Great job!
PANEL THREE: President Dog at the head of a meeting.
ADVISOR 2: So the bill would cut wildlife preservation earmarks by--
PRESIDENT DOG: ANIMALS LIVE IN THE FOREST
PRESIDENT DOG: I LIKE TO CHASE ANIMALS
ADVISOR 2: Excellent point, sir!
PANEL FOUR: President Dog is getting his belly rubbed by Vice-President Nice Lady -- but it's a dream!
NICE LADY: you ushered in a glorious everlasting utopia! Good boy! Good boy!
PANEL FIVE: We see the dream bubble pop as Dog wakes up.
PANEL SIX: Dog and Cat have breakfast at their food bowls.
DOG: I had the most wonderfulest dream last night!
CAT: oh yeah?
PANEL SIX: Close on cat, smiling.
CAT: me too...
PANEL SEVEN: Cat's dream: Cat sits at a windowsill, carefully aiming his rifle at President Dog.
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