Spectral Emanations
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PANEL ONE: Arthur and Alice are digging through a box in Uncle B’s basement, which is full of scientific equipment.
ALICE: Shh, keep it down! We can’t let Uncle B know we’re down here in the banned experiments lab!
ARTHUR: I FOUND IT!
PANEL TWO: Arthur holds up an elaborate gizmo that looks like Jack Kirby fucked the Ghostbusters proton pack and had a creepy baby.
ARTHUR: The electro-evanescent dimensional re-modulator!
ALICE: Gasp! Do you really think it can open a gateway to the spirit realm?
ARTHUR: Let's try it and see!
PANEL THREE: Arthur turns on the device. It projects a small dimensional portal into midair.
ARTHUR: Now we can find out what's been haunting the mansion all this time!
ALICE: Is it working? I don’t--
ALICE: Wait! Do you smell that?
PANEL FOUR: A vague something wafts through -- Alice and Arthur are repelled.
ARTHUR: No, I -- ugh! Uuuuugh! WAS THAT YOU?
ALICE: OF COURSE NOT! IT'S COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
ALICE: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
ARTHUR: THE LEVER’S STUCK! RUN!
PANEL FIVE: Arthur and Alice flee in terror.
ALICE: OH MY GOODNESS
ALICE: Ghosts smell TERRIBLE
ARTHUR: I THINK UNCLE B IS GONNA KNOW WE WERE DOWN HERE!
PANEL SIX: The dimensional portal.
GHOSTLY VOICE: huh
GHOSTLY VOICE: huh huh huh
PANEL SEVEN: A ghost diplodocus sticks his head through.
DIPLODOCUS: HUH HUH HUH
DIPLODOCUS: HURRRRRRR
PANEL EIGHT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT PIZZA GUN!
ALICE: Shh, keep it down! We can’t let Uncle B know we’re down here in the banned experiments lab!
ARTHUR: I FOUND IT!
PANEL TWO: Arthur holds up an elaborate gizmo that looks like Jack Kirby fucked the Ghostbusters proton pack and had a creepy baby.
ARTHUR: The electro-evanescent dimensional re-modulator!
ALICE: Gasp! Do you really think it can open a gateway to the spirit realm?
ARTHUR: Let's try it and see!
PANEL THREE: Arthur turns on the device. It projects a small dimensional portal into midair.
ARTHUR: Now we can find out what's been haunting the mansion all this time!
ALICE: Is it working? I don’t--
ALICE: Wait! Do you smell that?
PANEL FOUR: A vague something wafts through -- Alice and Arthur are repelled.
ARTHUR: No, I -- ugh! Uuuuugh! WAS THAT YOU?
ALICE: OF COURSE NOT! IT'S COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
ALICE: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
ARTHUR: THE LEVER’S STUCK! RUN!
PANEL FIVE: Arthur and Alice flee in terror.
ALICE: OH MY GOODNESS
ALICE: Ghosts smell TERRIBLE
ARTHUR: I THINK UNCLE B IS GONNA KNOW WE WERE DOWN HERE!
PANEL SIX: The dimensional portal.
GHOSTLY VOICE: huh
GHOSTLY VOICE: huh huh huh
PANEL SEVEN: A ghost diplodocus sticks his head through.
DIPLODOCUS: HUH HUH HUH
DIPLODOCUS: HURRRRRRR
PANEL EIGHT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT PIZZA GUN!
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