A Chilling Tale
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PANEL ONE: Lisa is sad.
LISA: Oh, Johnny! Why did you have to leave me?
JOHNNY: I didn't! I'm still here!
PANEL TWO: Johnny appears, as a ghost! Lisa is shocked.
JOHNNY: AS A GHOST
SFX: SCHWING
PANEL THREE: Lisa is hopeful.
GIRL: Johnny! Did you come back because ours is a love eternal?
JOHNNY: Well, no. Actually...
PANEL FOUR: Johnny's arm is around his ghost girlfriend, who has suddenly appeared and looks like an 80s slut and is chewing ghost gum.
JOHNNY: I came back because I hate you and I wanted to totally make out with my ghost girlfriend in front of you.
GHOST GIRLFRIEND: I'm a frickin' GHOST!
JOHNNY: she knows, baby
PANEL FIVE: Johnny makes out with his ghost girlfriend. Lisa cries, but can’t stop watching.
GHOSTLY MUSIC: ...OHHHHHH... MYYyyyYYY LOOOOOVE... MY DARLIN’...
LISA: Oh, Johnny! Why did you have to leave me?
JOHNNY: I didn't! I'm still here!
PANEL TWO: Johnny appears, as a ghost! Lisa is shocked.
JOHNNY: AS A GHOST
SFX: SCHWING
PANEL THREE: Lisa is hopeful.
GIRL: Johnny! Did you come back because ours is a love eternal?
JOHNNY: Well, no. Actually...
PANEL FOUR: Johnny's arm is around his ghost girlfriend, who has suddenly appeared and looks like an 80s slut and is chewing ghost gum.
JOHNNY: I came back because I hate you and I wanted to totally make out with my ghost girlfriend in front of you.
GHOST GIRLFRIEND: I'm a frickin' GHOST!
JOHNNY: she knows, baby
PANEL FIVE: Johnny makes out with his ghost girlfriend. Lisa cries, but can’t stop watching.
GHOSTLY MUSIC: ...OHHHHHH... MYYyyyYYY LOOOOOVE... MY DARLIN’...
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