↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Scott Davis is standing in front of the refrigerator. He is annoyed. SCOTT: Dangit! PANEL TWO: Scott looks around the cafeteria for the culprit. SCOTT: Who took my yogurt?! PANEL THREE: Pan to the table toward the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptOFFICE RACCOON 2: DARK SIDE OF THE TRASH CAN PANEL ONE: Scott is on the phone at his desk. He reaches toward one of the drawers in his desk. SCOTT: Yes, that’s right. Just lemme grab the prospectus– PANEL[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptOFFICE RACOON 4: THE EYE OF BRAXUS PANEL ONE: Office Raccoon stands in front of Scott’s trash can. SCOTT: Don’t. PANEL TWO: Office Raccoon stares at Scott. Scott is super serious. SCOTT: Don’t. PANEL THREE: Office Raccoon puts his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Scott, trying to work, is distracted by an unusual sound. Office Raccoon has gotten his head stuck in an empty peanut-butter jar, and is rushing around the office blindly. OFFICE RACCOON: hnnk hnnk chrrrk PANEL TWO: Office[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Scott sits in front of his boss, who is happy to see him. BOSS: Hey Scott! Glad to see you’re applying for team lead! SCOTT: Are you kidding? It comes with a corner office! BOSS: Ha ha![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Low angle. Office Raccoon has gotten his paws on a jumbo size jar of nuts that says SCOTT on it (of course.) PANEL TWO: He sees Scott getting ready to leave work for the night. PANEL THREE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy birthday, Garfield! ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Office raccoon and a large orange tabby square off atop a traffic barrier in the parking lot, posturing and growling. Both animals are battered and wounded, their fur matted with blood. GARFIELD: MMRRROWWWORRRRR OFFICE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Scott works on something on his computer with Liz. He is annoyed. OFFICE RACCOON is sitting on the wall of his cubicle like animals do on fences. SCOTT: So then you– OFFICE RACCOON: RRRNK OFFICE RACCOON: HNNK[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…