pizza gun comics

PANEL ONE: Office raccoon and a large orange tabby square off atop a traffic barrier in the parking lot, posturing and growling. Both animals are battered and wounded, their fur matted with blood.

GARFIELD: MMRRROWWWORRRRR

OFFICE RACCOON: SQUONK GRRRRR

PANEL TWO: They clash, tumbling off the short concrete wall. The cat claws at Office Raccoon, whose his paw comes away with a wad of fur.

GARFIELD: RRRRRMRREEEEOWWRRRR!

OFFICE RACCOON: HRRRR!

PANEL THREE: Grappling on the ground, Office Raccoon fights to get his arms around the cat's struggling body, and keep those gnashing fangs away from his own throat.

OFFICE RACCOON: HHHNNNNRRR!

GARFIELD: FFFFFFT!

OFFICE RACCOON: HNNNNNK!

GARFIELD: SNRRRRRRL!

PANEL FOUR: Office Raccoon clamps onto the cat's throat with his jaws, and its neck with one arm, and pulls in opposite directions. The cat's body relaxes, its neck broken.

GARFIELD: REEEEEEOOO

SFX: CRK

PANEL FIVE: Office Raccoon drags the cat's limp carcass underneath a nearby parked car.

OFFICE RACCOON: HRR... HRR... HRR...

PANEL SIX: The office gang have been watching with horror from a second-story window. Only the boss seems unfazed.

BOSS: See? That's what I'm talking about

BOSS: Aggressive!