↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Barkles the dog hangs out near a well, looking happy. There is a farmer in the distance, loading a ladder onto his truck. KID (from inside the well): BARKLES! BARKLES: BARK? Barkles Barkles, I’ve fallen down this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“PRESIDENT DOG” concept by Pete “LEE HARVEY MEOWSWALD” concept by Jacob ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A man in a suit bends down to speak to DOG. MAN: Dog, due to a series of circumstances too complex to relate in this brief[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Follow us on Twitter: @pizzaguncomics ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Shadowy dudes in suits with lizard heads sit around a table. LIZARD MAN 1: And do the humansss know we have infiltrated their earth government? LIZARD MAN 2 (off-panel): They suspect nothing![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A cartoon raccoon dressed like a Roman senator. RACCOON: …and if calumny were they warren dark / and vituperation thy squalling brood / no number of descendants born to thee / could prove the equal of thy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Follow us on Twitter: @pizzaguncomics ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Archibald Biddle, wealthy dilettante and ancestor to Arthur and Alice, peers into the jungle with spectacles. He is poorly dressed for the jungle, in yellow tweed. His faithful guide, Chesterton, is wearing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A child thinks about what his uncle has just told him. CHILD: …oh, okay. But then where do the STORKS come from? PANEL TWO: The child is sitting next to his uncle, a metalhead. UNCLE: uh… uh…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Three members of the Thunderbutts, a kids’ hockey team, confer rinkside before the big game. THUNDERBUTT 1: So, do you think we can beat the Titans this year? THUNDERBUTT 2: I don’t think we have a prayer![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Concept by Pete. ↓ TranscriptPANEL 1: In the illustration style of the late great Dr. Seuss: two small children, home alone on a rainy day, are having a magical adventure with their anthropomorphic cat friend. In the background: an empty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: CHESTER stands at the threshold of a small bare room. In the foreground, a GREEN-DICKED FLIPPER perches on the sofa. BENJAMIN is arriving behind him. BENJAMIN: Wow, a green-dicked flipper! CHESTER: Huh, so it is! CHESTER: I'll[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Come see Pete at Rose City Comic Con tomorrow—table 766, with NW Geek Alliance. Near the gaming area, NOT Artist Alley. Free sketch if you mention Bigfoot! ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: BIGFOOT! and the LOCH NESS MONSTER! With WEAPONS! CAPTION: Tonight! BIG FOOT vs.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…