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PANEL ONE: Two young people are talking.

YOUNG PERSON 1: Y'know what's gross? Old people sex.

YOUNG PERSON 2: Oh man I HATE old people sex.

PANEL TWO: Two old people

OLD PERSON 1: let's totally do it

OLD PERSON 2: OKAY

PANEL THREE: They are twisted together like banana slugs.

OLD PERSON 2: AAAUUMMM

OLD PERSON 1: I can't find my pills

PANEL FOUR: They have merged completely to form a single monstrous organism.

OLD PEOPLE AMALGAM: SKREEE

OLD PEOPLE AMALGAM: Do you remember Red Skelton? I always liked him.