Today’s comic guest written by Pete.

↓ Transcript
PANEL ONE: Two old people are conversing in chairs.

OLD PERSON ONE: Y'know what really gets my goat? The clothing these young people are wear these days!

OLD PERSON TWO: Oh my yes

OLD PERSON TWO: Work of Satan, if you ask me

PANEL TWO: A young person, dressed conservatively in shorts.

PANEL THREE: Close on the young person's shins, to reveal delicate calligraphic embroidery near the cuffs of his socks.

RIGHT SOCK: Hurt

LEFT SOCK: Everything.