pizza gun comics

PANEL ONE: A normal day at the bank is interrupted -- by WRESTLEBURGLARS!

RINGLEADER: EVERYBODY DOWN! WE'RE THE WRESTLE BURGLARS
RINGLEADER: AND YOUR ASSES ARE GETTIN' WRESTLEBURGLED

PANEL TWO: Customers kneel as the Wrestleburglars advance.

BABYFACE: HAND OVER THEE LOOT! QUICK! BEFORE I HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY AL CAPONE TOMMY STUN--

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: NOT SO FAST!

PANEL THREE: Cut to what appears to be ordinary if oddly bulky everyday people in suits!

MYSTERIOUS EVERYDAY GUY: You won't be robbing this bank today PUPPYASS!
WRESTLEBURGLAR 1: OH YEAH? WHY’S THAT?!
MYSTERIOUS EVERYDAY GUY: BECAUSE...

PANEL FOUR: The oddly bulky everyday people in suits take off their disguises to reveal -- los luchadores!

EL CABALLERO LOCO: LOS BANDIDOS VOLADORES ESTAMOS AQUI ANTES!
RINGLEADER: RARR! I DON’T THINK SO, SUCKER! TIME TO SEND YOU MUCHACHOS BACK ACROSS THE BORDER!

PANEL FIVE: [AWESOME FIGHT SCENE]

PANEL SIX: Outside, a police captain watches the bank with binoculars. A uniformed officer stands next to him, inquisitive.

OFFICER: Sir, SWAT is on the line! Should we send them in?
CAPTAIN: hell no
CAPTAIN: this is AWESOME