A GRRM of Thrones
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PANEL ONE: George R.R. Martin sits at a table, smiling and fat, taking a meeting. One of the Showrunners is standing at the other side of the table.
SHOWRUNNER: So George, we're very excited about Game of Thrones
SHOWRUNNER: But we're getting close to the end, and you still haven't released the last book... and, well, we've... heard some things.
PANEL TWO: Close on Showrunner, making an appeal.
SHOWRUNNER: Therrre's no truth to the rumor that you're going to end the series with a 1,200 page orgy of sex and food
SHOWRUNNER: where all of the characters living and dead writhe over each other engaging in increasingly horrific unspeakable acts that would make Caligula weep and the Marquis de Sade vomit with disgust.
SHOWRUNNER: Right?
PANEL THREE: George R.R. Martin sits at a table, smiling and fat. The Showrunner waits for a response.
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PANEL FOUR: George R.R. Martin sits at a table, smiling and fat and now visibly salivating. He licks his lips.
SHOWRUNNER: oh
SHOWRUNNER: oh god
SHOWRUNNER: So George, we're very excited about Game of Thrones
SHOWRUNNER: But we're getting close to the end, and you still haven't released the last book... and, well, we've... heard some things.
PANEL TWO: Close on Showrunner, making an appeal.
SHOWRUNNER: Therrre's no truth to the rumor that you're going to end the series with a 1,200 page orgy of sex and food
SHOWRUNNER: where all of the characters living and dead writhe over each other engaging in increasingly horrific unspeakable acts that would make Caligula weep and the Marquis de Sade vomit with disgust.
SHOWRUNNER: Right?
PANEL THREE: George R.R. Martin sits at a table, smiling and fat. The Showrunner waits for a response.
[No Copy]
PANEL FOUR: George R.R. Martin sits at a table, smiling and fat and now visibly salivating. He licks his lips.
SHOWRUNNER: oh
SHOWRUNNER: oh god
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