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PANEL ONE: Monster detective kicks in the door.


PANEL TWO: A villain sitting behind a desk recoils.

VILLAIN: Curses, it's the detective!

PANEL THREE: Detective points a gun at the villain.

DETECTIVE: Give it up, Professor Mustachio! I've got your number this time!

PANEL FOUR: Both standing in front of blackboard with equation on it. Professor Mustachio looks bored and annoyed.


Sweat running down Detective's face, brow furrowed, holding chalk up.

DETECTIVE: Relax, ok? I'm thinking.