Today’s comic guest written by Pete. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Two old people are conversing in chairs. OLD PERSON ONE: Y’know what really gets my goat? The clothing these young people are wear these days! OLD PERSON TWO: Oh my yes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Concept by Pete. ↓ TranscriptPANEL 1: In the illustration style of the late great Dr. Seuss: two small children, home alone on a rainy day, are having a magical adventure with their anthropomorphic cat friend. In the background: an empty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
February is romance month! (concept by Pete) ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Ryan is chatting with his super cool friend Fonzie. RYAN: I don’t know what to do! She’s awesome, but RYAN: I just get so nervous around her! FONZIE: Ha ha,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Close on a happy man in a suit, sitting at table and holding a martini. MAN (thought balloon): I think this is going so well! But is it a date? Or just a social thing? It’s so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A sexy young hipster guy and a sexy young hipster girl are sitting on a couch being super laid back and chill. The guy is smoking and the girl is on her phone. GUY: I just hate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today’s comic guest-written by Pete, and guest-drawn by Jacob! ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Bachelor auction at a high-society charity banquet. On the block is a handsome sexy firefighter, posing handsomely in his sexy firefighter gear. EMCEE: and last, we have ONE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A normal day at the bank is interrupted — by WRESTLEBURGLARS! RINGLEADER: EVERYBODY DOWN! WE’RE THE WRESTLE BURGLARS RINGLEADER: AND YOUR ASSES ARE GETTIN’ WRESTLEBURGLED PANEL TWO: Customers kneel as the Wrestleburglars advance. BABYFACE: HAND OVER THEE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: George R.R. Martin sits at a table, smiling and fat, taking a meeting. One of the Showrunners is standing at the other side of the table. SHOWRUNNER: So George, we’re very excited about Game of Thrones SHOWRUNNER:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Due to a clerical error, today’s comic was misrouted to our neighbors at Dear Toadington. Please go there to enjoy it and their other fine offerings, and rest assured that everyone working in the Pizza Gun interoffice mailroom has now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This week’s comic was inked digitally by Jacob! ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: A sheep in a field. PANEL TWO: The sheep hears a strange sound! He looks around, confused. SFX: VRRRRRRRRRRRR PANEL THREE: A teenage angel, arms spread wide, flies over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…