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PANEL ONE: A PIRATE holds aloft a vicious gold-plated rapier, as his ship comes alongside a merchant vessel. His rich, piratey beard is bristling with assorted knives.

PIRATE: Yarrr! Avast, and prepare to be boarded, ye scurvy dogs! Yer booty belongs to the dread pirate KNIFEBEARD now!

PANEL TWO: The ocean EXPLODES, giving way to an vast upward-rushing form.



PANEL THREE: Pull back to reveal the towering POSEIDON, who has apparently been wearing the merchant ship as a hat.

PANEL FOUR: The pirate waves his hand, dismissively.

PIRATE: ...you are free to go.