↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: The prince kneels before the girl in wonderment, holding a slipper. Could this be what he’s been looking for? PANEL TWO: He sees the other slipper. PANEL THREE: He grabs it and runs off! PANEL FOUR: The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Arthur and Alice go back in time with their eccentric uncle. ARTHUR: JINKY JANGOS, Uncle B! Your time machine REALLY WORKS! UNCLE: Now you kids can see a dinosaur in person! PANEL TWO: A majestic dinosaur. ALICE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Two young people are talking. YOUNG PERSON 1: Y’know what’s gross? Old people sex. YOUNG PERSON 2: Oh man I HATE old people sex. PANEL TWO: Two old people OLD PERSON 1: let’s totally do it OLD[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Jesus knocks over a glass of wine. JESUS: Here, let me– JESUS: oops PANEL TWO: Jesus has enters the tomb of Lazarus. JESUS: Okay, so I’m going to resurrect this guy to symbolize the– PANEL THREE: Jesus[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Barkles the dog hangs out near a well, looking happy. There is a farmer in the distance, loading a ladder onto his truck. KID (from inside the well): BARKLES! BARKLES: BARK? Barkles Barkles, I’ve fallen down this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Imprisoned Crime Boss, who is now in prison, via prison phone through glass, delivers profound wisdom. BOSS: You see, Detective BOSS: Sometimes, to DEFEAT a monster… PANEL TWO: Close on Cop, looking stern. BOSS: …you must BECOME[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
October is Ghost Month! Today’s comic guest-written by Pete. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: PAC-MAN rushes down a hallway, enthusiastically tossing down dots. A ghost is visible in the background. PANEL TWO: PAC-MAN is running the other direction, munching happily as he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Lisa is sad. LISA: Oh, Johnny! Why did you have to leave me? JOHNNY: I didn’t! I’m still here! PANEL TWO: Johnny appears, as a ghost! Lisa is shocked. JOHNNY: AS A GHOST SFX: SCHWING PANEL THREE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Story by Pete Thanks to Bobby Lilly of Wacom, who improved this comic by loaning me his sweet-ass Intuos 5! ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Two stern cops stand in front of a bulletin board, on which are displayed mug shots of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today’s comic guest-written by Pete. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Richard is having trouble with his obsolete computer. SFX: click click RICHARD: …can’t get this doggone thing to print! LINDA (calling from the kitchen): DID YOU PUT PAPER IN IT? PANEL TWO:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…