pizza gun comics

PANEL ONE: Arthur and Alice are digging through a box in Uncle B’s basement, which is full of scientific equipment.

ALICE: Shh, keep it down! We can’t let Uncle B know we’re down here in the banned experiments lab!
ARTHUR: I FOUND IT!

PANEL TWO: Arthur holds up an elaborate gizmo that looks like Jack Kirby fucked the Ghostbusters proton pack and had a creepy baby.

ARTHUR: The electro-evanescent dimensional re-modulator!
ALICE: Gasp! Do you really think it can open a gateway to the spirit realm?
ARTHUR: Let's try it and see!

PANEL THREE: Arthur turns on the device. It projects a small dimensional portal into midair.

ARTHUR: Now we can find out what's been haunting the mansion all this time!
ALICE: Is it working? I don’t--
ALICE: Wait! Do you smell that?

PANEL FOUR: A vague something wafts through -- Alice and Arthur are repelled.

ARTHUR: No, I -- ugh! Uuuuugh! WAS THAT YOU?
ALICE: OF COURSE NOT! IT'S COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
ALICE: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
ARTHUR: THE LEVER’S STUCK! RUN!

PANEL FIVE: Arthur and Alice flee in terror.

ALICE: OH MY GOODNESS
ALICE: Ghosts smell TERRIBLE
ARTHUR: I THINK UNCLE B IS GONNA KNOW WE WERE DOWN HERE!

PANEL SIX: The dimensional portal.

GHOSTLY VOICE: huh
GHOSTLY VOICE: huh huh huh

PANEL SEVEN: A ghost diplodocus sticks his head through.

DIPLODOCUS: HUH HUH HUH
DIPLODOCUS: HURRRRRRR

PANEL EIGHT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT PIZZA GUN!